ALL ABOARD THE GAIN TRAIN
Do you want to be large and in-charge? Of course you do, so what are you waiting for?!
Welcome to Curls For The Girls Fitness - Form Test
Does Life Have You Feeling like a zero? I'm here to help you level-up into a superhero.
Fitness Programs
Workout plans (Bicep Curls 60% of the time - all the time) to get you stoked to get yolked. Let's get huge, friend.
Targeted goals.
What do you want? What are your fitness goals? Well buckle up there partner, we'll get you there faster than Vin Diesel in Fast 5.
Sup Advice
Sup? No not "What's Up"... Sup as in Supplements. We can talk about what works, and what to think about.
Nutrition 101
Hey what are you eating over there? Looks tasty... but maybe let's put the treat down and crush some protein instead.
Bicep Curls for the Girls
Hey you! Yes you! How about you take a break from the candy crush and upgrade those pea shooters into some cannons. I hear the gunshow is in town, do you want to be the main attraction? Yes, yes you do:
Go ahead and do yourself a favor and text 'TIMMONS UPDATES' to 39970.
You'll thank me later!
I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY
"HEY! PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!"
Just kidding, this fitness program is not going to be anything like the other fitness programs on the market. Here at Curls for the Girls Fitness we are all about getting you jacked... in short, We are here, to PUMP you up!
Woah, slow down there tiger, we'll ease you in: we'll start by making some small changes here and there, but most importantly, get you into a routine. Then we will work together to continue to refine. Big changes all at once are hard to commit to and hard to keep, but with a little help from your fellow meat-head-friend, we'll get you heading in the right direction and keep you heading that way.
Better get the duct-tape out, because you are about to get RIPPED.
Hot-tub steak? Sign me up!
Curious about what to eat, when to eat, and how much? Let's find out what works for you. Instead of counting your macros, we'll work together to find some meals that you enjoy, and that match the work out program we put together for you.
After a nice date with the weights it'll be time to wine and dine your muscles with a nice filet mignon and a challace of Dom Perignon (pinky-up, friends).
What People Are Saying
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"This Timmons guy is out of control, he got me in shape in no time. I was feeling like an average Joe, and now I'm feeling bigger than the Alamo!" - Damson Coremass
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"Timmons completely changed my mindset. I feel like I should be in a movie now! Somebody call a vet, because these pythons are looking extra swollen!" - Drake Gotren
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"Timmons got me into working out! I would write a longer review, but I'm actually going to go work out instead" - Flexica Wright
These Results Will Make You The Life-of-the-Party!
Who knows? It all starts with getting the best arm-pump of your life... but what's next? Fame? Fortune? Years of incredible success?
There's only one way to find out!
Are you ready to make the best decision of your life?
Fill out the form below to get started today!